During my high school years, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This caused a lot of wrestlers missing class and coming into our classroom to hang out and avoid trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and came back to model them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. Regardless, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s usually shortened as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around frantically, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.