When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet with people who weren't my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers cutting class and interrupting our class to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I say next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and hurried out to change in the bathroom, and come back to model them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex shows everything; you could see everything. Regardless, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I say it in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around in a panic, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.