I have a friend who I’ve known since I was very little. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was twisting in pain. So, his mom brought him to the doctor's office, where the doctor quickly advised her to take him to the ER. She was afraid it might be something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a good 30 seconds of non-stop farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”