So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Goals like drinking more water or doing squats. We need motivation for that, so we discussed physical rewards. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she said, she turned red and quietly added, “please don’t tell your parents.”