I have decided to stay anonymous to safeguard my identity from the foolishness. Yesterday evening, I became hungry and decided to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, included the flavor and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a short while or two, I understood something was wrong. A awful burning smell had saturated my kitchen. I swung open the door to my microwave and…behold…I had forgotten to add water. There was some smoke rising from the bowl. Not wanting to discard the ramen, I went to the sink and poured in water, which filled the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then put the bowl again in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a globule of blackened noodles which had become some sort of peculiar crystalline substance unknown to humanity. I had a change of mind.