During my high school years, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers cutting class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers snatched the uniforms and ran out to change in the bathroom, and come back to model them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex shows everything; you could notice every detail. Regardless, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I say it in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I was close to spitting out my drink. I glanced around quickly, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.