I have a friend who I’ve known from a young age. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this awful abdominal pain. I mean, he was twisting in pain. So, his mom rushed him to the doctor, where the doctor immediately told her to take him to the ER. She was afraid it might be something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I could have sworn he levitated. We thought the seat upholstery had split. After a good 30 seconds of non-stop farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”