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My sibling, mother, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was repeating to myself what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly screaming at me. As we got up to the counter to pay, I got thrown off by his attractiveness so instead of requesting the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t offer. As soon as I understood my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Embarrassed, I fled and my mom and sister had to fetch me the pizza slice from my finding place in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I plead with people to make my order when anyone remotely attractive is working the cash register.