In second grade, I told everyone that I was leaving school before next semester to move to Hollywood to play Megan’s cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just told my best friend, but then the whole school knew. I had people asking me for autographs and a teacher even requested a photo with me. When I showed up on the first day of school in third grade, I told everyone that the show was going off the air after the season finished (even though I had no clue about its actual ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL ABOUT SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.