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My sister, mother, and I were waiting in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was repeating to myself what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly shouting at me. When we got up to the counter to pay, I got sidetracked by his good looks so rather than requesting the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has none of. Once I understood my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Embarrassed, I fled and my mom and sister had to deliver to me the pizza slice from my finding place in the freezer section. To this day, I ask people to do the ordering for me when anyone remotely attractive is working the cash register.