I have opted to keep my identity hidden to safeguard my identity from the foolishness. Last night, I got hungry and chose to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, included the spice mix and veggies, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a short while or two, I understood something was wrong. A awful burning smell had permeated my kitchen. I opened the door to my microwave and…low and behold…I had failed to put in water. There was some smoke emanating from the bowl. Not wanting to discard the ramen, I went to the sink and poured in water, which engulfed the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then returned the bowl back in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I encountered a clump of blackened noodles which had turned into some sort of strange crystalline substance unknown to humanity. I had a change of heart.