So to start my tale I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly computer and customer service related tasks. However, I am also there to support the working technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to go on to hold the client’s glute tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and rushed the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I looked at the mottled butt right in the crack.