During my high school years, I was quite shy with people who weren't my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers skipping class and interrupting our class to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s a snug royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to switch into them in the bathroom, and came back to show them off. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. In any case, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around frantically, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.