When I was in high school, I was quite shy with people who weren't my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This caused a lot of wrestlers cutting class and barging into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I mention next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and rush out of the room to change in the bathroom, and come back to display them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. Anyway, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s usually shortened as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I was close to spitting out my drink. I looked around in a panic, trying to see who I could tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.