So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job includes mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and hurried the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I stared at the mottled butt up close.