So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. However, I am also there to support the on shift technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and hurried the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I stared at the variegated butt in detail.