One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I had to fart really bad. Me being the fool that I am, assumed that it would be inaudible. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person speaking was the teacher, and she was interrupted by freaking explosive farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t keep it in and proceeded to tell a story of how she had a famous athlete who did almost the exact same thing.