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I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was get wasted, I went around stuffing tuna inside all the curtain rods and so a few weeks passed and they couldn’t figure out why the house reeked like festering death. They identified me through this video where these people at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna.